I wrote this in August, 1992. Matt McIrvin says this is his favorite. Maybe that's because it's so short and he's a scientist just like Einstein.

EINSTEIN'S LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT

by
James "Kibo" Parry

No, Einstein wasn't dead. He was just writing out his will.

I, Einstein, being of sound mind and body, do hereby write this Last Will And Testament. I leave everything to me. In the event that I am dead, give it to someone else. The End.

Einstein folded it up into a little ball and hid it where nobody would ever find it.

THE END

Copyright © 1992 James "Kibo" Parry